What follows is a true story. It happened somewhere in Texas ... We have seen on the cover of Digg .
"Last week I went to a restaurant meal home to pick up a food order that he had commissioned. The waitress behind the counter told me that my order would be ready in minutes. So while waiting watching tillage gear hanging on the walls approached me two ... uhmm, well call them "natives." These guys were from Texas insurance, and wearing two separate hats, boots and a pervasive smell of cheap beer and whiskey. " "Sorry ma'am." Can we ask you a question? "
Well, people often say that Texans are friendly people, so I agreed.
"Are you a Satanist?
Well, at least I wanted to invite to a party ...
" Ehh, no, no, I can say that I am not .. .
"Ma'am, are you sure about that?
credible
I put my Dallas Cowboy smile and said credible
"insurance. The closest I've come to be of Satanism was watching Geraldo"
"Hmm, interesting. Look only ask because you have the lord of darkness into his chest ... "
I almost give him two slaps and make a scene, but then I stopped and looked at the shirt he was wearing. Of course, there was a photograph of a little imp that for a long time is associated with a particular operating system. In particular the imp wearing slippers.
continued: " Look lady, do not appreciate people showing images of the devil, especially when displayed in a" friendly "
Calling them idiots sounded terrifyingly wrong.
" Oh, well, see, this is not really the devil, it's just a kind of pet. "
Natives: "And what kind of football team has the devil's pet?
" Oh, not a computer. This is an operating system, hmm, a kind of computer. "
I figured that an ATM is the ultimate in technology these guys have been playing, and I knew that when uttered the word" UNIX " complicate things even more
Natives: "Where does this computer Satanic?"
California. And there is nothing Satanic in him. "
Natives: " Ma'am, I think lying to us and we would like to leave the premises now. "
Fortunately the waitress returned that very moment with my order and asked me to be acceptable to pay my food as soon as possible. While I'm at the register the guys talk to each other.
Native 1 - Do you think the police know about these devil computers?
Native 2 - Yes originate in California then the FBI must be on the track.
Once you pay the food kids escorted me to the door. I tried one last time:
"This is really out of proportion logic. A lot of people use these computers. Universities, researchers, businesses. It's really useful"
Great great big mistake. There should be adivinidado what came next. Native
: "The government uses these devices of the devil?"
"Yes"
Natives: "And the government pays for this with our taxes?"
I decided I had time to jump ship.
"No, no, not at all. These dollars were never in the picture at all. Fiance. No sir, no sir, not a penny. Our congressmen are good Christians and would never let something this happen. No. Never, ADIOSSS
PD: Texas ... What a country!
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